Attack of the Bostitich SuperPro 6…. The Reviews

Hello Readers,

Yesterday we premiered our short horror film, Attack of the Bostitich SuperPro 6 to rave reviews.

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“I rate the movie 5 stars, I will tell my brother not to call our pencil sharpener stupid.”

-Tristan

“I loved how the pencil sharpener rolled out into the hall using a wheeled chair, and you could see someone pushing it.”

-Matt

“The janitor needed to talk louder.”

-Sampada

“I loved this movie because it really made me laugh and the blood and props were extremely realistic! I honestly don’t even wanna use a pencil sharpener again.  Thanks a lot, Guys Read.  I’m using a mechanical pencil for the rest of my life!”

-Aryana

“The saxophone guy was very good at playing the saxophone.”

-Lorenz

“This was one of the best horror movies I’ve ever seen, considering this is the only horror movie I’ve ever seen.”

-Olivia

“Plot twists happen every second, I didn’t expect people to die.”

-Jaden, from the New Jaden Times

“This movie should win an Oscar! I would watch it again.”

-Drew

“I was really funny, creative, and once you watch it, you then want to watch it again.”

-Matthew

4.9999999999999 out of 5 Stars (just kidding, 5 out of 5 stars)

-Katie

“This movie was the best I’ve seen!  It was a great horror/comedy, YOU SHOULD MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE!”

-Alannah

“I thought it was very funny.  I like the blood and pencil, it looked very realistic.”

-Nicholas

“The acting was bad, but it was funny, so yeah…..”

-Will

“This was hilarious!!! Good job acting and stuff.  It was very scary and it gave me chills/ goosebumps.”

-Hannah

“Saaaafffttty Fiiirrrssst!!!”

-Gus

 

 

3 thoughts on “Attack of the Bostitich SuperPro 6…. The Reviews

  1. This movie is like grt cuz now our teechers givs us nifes – Brad – 5 stars
    The googly eyes are so cute – ME (Not actually me) – 5 stars
    Meh, It was too short – Random kid who didn’t show up after the first day – 1 star
    I ain’t trust those lectric new agy doohickey-majigs – Cruffy the Custodian – 2 stars
    Waffle ma Syrup and Hoist de sails for some of da Venture – Jimothy “Pirate Leg” Schmottlehagan – 5 stars
    It goes to eleven! – Rock and Roll the hacker twins – 11 stars
    TAXNAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Review Bot – 1 Star (No review bot actually reviewed this film)
    DO NOT WATCH THIS! – Concerned Government Agent (CGA) – -4 stars
    Djskgsfjkglsajklfgjkslgjklsdg – Game File was corrupted – 2398-252307382385u262q59-7788000101020305050

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