Hello Readers,
Yesterday we premiered our short horror film, Attack of the Bostitich SuperPro 6 to rave reviews.
Oscar-worthy, @hutchinsonjm and the awesome SMS guys. I laughed. I cried (from laughing so hard). You knocked it outta the park with this!
-Donna Gephart (@DGephartWrites) June 13, 2016
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“I rate the movie 5 stars, I will tell my brother not to call our pencil sharpener stupid.”
-Tristan
“I loved how the pencil sharpener rolled out into the hall using a wheeled chair, and you could see someone pushing it.”
-Matt
“The janitor needed to talk louder.”
-Sampada
“I loved this movie because it really made me laugh and the blood and props were extremely realistic! I honestly don’t even wanna use a pencil sharpener again. Thanks a lot, Guys Read. I’m using a mechanical pencil for the rest of my life!”
-Aryana
“The saxophone guy was very good at playing the saxophone.”
-Lorenz
“This was one of the best horror movies I’ve ever seen, considering this is the only horror movie I’ve ever seen.”
-Olivia
“Plot twists happen every second, I didn’t expect people to die.”
-Jaden, from the New Jaden Times
“This movie should win an Oscar! I would watch it again.”
-Drew
“I was really funny, creative, and once you watch it, you then want to watch it again.”
-Matthew
4.9999999999999 out of 5 Stars (just kidding, 5 out of 5 stars)
-Katie
“This movie was the best I’ve seen! It was a great horror/comedy, YOU SHOULD MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE!”
-Alannah
“I thought it was very funny. I like the blood and pencil, it looked very realistic.”
-Nicholas
“The acting was bad, but it was funny, so yeah…..”
-Will
“This was hilarious!!! Good job acting and stuff. It was very scary and it gave me chills/ goosebumps.”
-Hannah
“Saaaafffttty Fiiirrrssst!!!”
-Gus
hutchinsonreads 
This movie is like grt cuz now our teechers givs us nifes – Brad – 5 stars
The googly eyes are so cute – ME (Not actually me) – 5 stars
Meh, It was too short – Random kid who didn’t show up after the first day – 1 star
I ain’t trust those lectric new agy doohickey-majigs – Cruffy the Custodian – 2 stars
Waffle ma Syrup and Hoist de sails for some of da Venture – Jimothy “Pirate Leg” Schmottlehagan – 5 stars
It goes to eleven! – Rock and Roll the hacker twins – 11 stars
TAXNAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Review Bot – 1 Star (No review bot actually reviewed this film)
DO NOT WATCH THIS! – Concerned Government Agent (CGA) – -4 stars
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That was me pushing the chair! But only if you thought it was funny 🙂
I wish I could have thrown my D20 😦
At least I died good, right? RIGHT? RIGHT!
Gunter rates five ot oov vive. very vunny and very vealeeztik. ja!