Yesterday we finally were able to have an Inklings meeting, we have been waiting since December for this meeting.
So yesterday we introduced our new read, the wonderful Dungeoneers by John David Anderson. The Dungeouneers is a great riff on the world of Dungeon and Dragons. The story is funny, and full of magical adventure. It is a perfect book for the Inklings to get into and do some excellent reading challenges with.
Now, let’s do a little sharing, I have to say that I have been a devoted sci-fi/fantasy devotee for most of my life. I nearly killed my little brother with he chewed the feet of my Greedo action figure and he wouldn’t stand up anymore. I had both D&D and a role playing Star Trek game, and a sizable collection of multi-sided dice. It’s very safe to say that I was a nerd or geek or what ever you wanted to call me. So as I was reading The Dungeoneers I immediately knew that the Inklings would dive fully into the world of role play adventures.
I didn’t want to just get into Dungeon and Dragons or some other stock game, I wanted to make it our own. So I took some of the basics from The Dungeoneers to help me build the character sheet.
Everything on our character sheets were left up to chance. We used dice to determine almost everything, and then used a D&D name generator to come up with our names and race. It certainly lead to some crazy characters.
How about Jartra, the half-ogre mage, with an intelligence of 9 and a charisma of 32, or Adolamin Beestinger a 1’4″ gnome mage?
We are going to have some great fun when we take these Dungeoneers into their first Dungeon in two weeks.
So why not build your own Dungeoneer character, just roll that 1D4 to see if you get to play the rogue, mage, barbarian or druid? We play on March 2nd!
I saw something come across my Twitter feed today that made me smile. It was a retweet of a Facebook post that I assume has been making the rounds for a while now, I tend to be a bit behind the trends. It was a note that said, add “with a chainsaw” to the last book title you read. For me that would be The Trouble in Me… with a chainsaw!
— DC Public Library (@dcpl) February 10, 2016
It’s almost funny read that extended title and then think about that rotten Gary Pagoda and all the trouble you can get yourself into with an amped up chainsaw.
So I tell you this little anecdote to lead you into another book review as I finished The Trouble in Me last night. The book has all sorts of ominous warnings on the cover that I just glossed over, ready to read another memoir by the great Jack Gantos. I mean there is literally a gas can on the cover with the words “Keep out of the reach of children” printed right there in bold yellow font. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess this little book might make a few librarians and educators a bit nervous. I actually love that this book comes with a warning label.
The Trouble in Me is Jack Gantos plumbing his sordid young life again, this time going back to his earlier childhood and delving into the question “where did I go bad, and why?” The book is a short little biography, just really covering one summer in Jack’s mid teen years. In this summer Jack’s family move to south Florida, Jack’s dad takes yet another job and Jack’s mother is pregnant. With all of these family dynamics swirling above Jack’s head like so many juggling balls, Jack meets his new next door neighbor, the wonderfully named Gary Pagoda. Gary is a villain and ne’re-do-well of the highest order, but like all good antagonists he is alluring, interesting, frightening and complex. He is the embodiment of every crime show character on TV, reality or scripted.
Gary is bad to the bone and it is not long before the naive young Gantos is drawn in like a moth to a flame. Oh, and fire plays a really big role in this story, hence the gas can on the front cover and the burnt matches on the back. Soon enough Gary has Jack competing in the Pagoda Olympics, a series of student that almost read as fiction. I still don’t know if I truly believe Jack was launched over a house by a sling shotting tree and was able to land in a swimming pool and walk away without even a scratch!
The story seems to be one bad idea and foolish mistake after another and I’m pretty sure that was Gantos’ whole point. He was looking for the source of his downward spiral and it seems this summer ended up as his ground zero.
It’s strange for me to read The Trouble in Me and Hole in My Life because I was fortunate enough to meet Jack Gantos a few years back and he is a delight to hear speak, and he really is a funny and kind guy. He told me the next time I was in Boston to let him know and he would get me into the private, upstairs parts of the Boston Athenaeum, I was only able to check out the small rooms open to the public when I visited. So knowing the man Jack Gantos some and reading the character Jack Gantos confused me from time to time. How could this nice kid’s book author be a juvenile delinquent who decides to smuggle drugs into New York City and does hard time in the federal prison system?
Wild how folks can change.
I really like Gantos as a story teller and his voice will always be in my head when I read his work. This story is another fascinating life story that will shock you throughout. I also sort of enjoy the idea of the controversy this book could stir up in certain circles. It contains some salty language and no shortage of horrible and terrible stunts that would make just about any teacher of parent throw the book in the nearest dumpster. To me censorship at that level is an interesting dance. On one hand the teacher and the parent want the student to read, on the other they complain the story will be a bad influence. I don’t know if literature influences kids or not? I don’t know if kids copy what they read in fictional or autobiographical tales? I can’t say I’ve seen it. I can say that sometimes kids like to peek over the fence and watch the naughty kid on the other side, not as inspiration, but as an interesting case study. Sometimes kids want to read about other kids who don’t look, or act, or love, or believe like them. So I would never tell a kids don’t read Jack Gantos’ memoirs or Sherman Alexis’s stories or Lauren Myracle’s works. I just tell kids to be ready for a heaping does of life, and if that reality is too much, put it down, walk away, pick up something else (Archie comics always worked for me, they helped me get through the Aliens movie), but always keep reading. There is always something to read, sometimes it’s hard, sometimes it’s fun, sometimes it’s way above your level and sometimes it’s way below, but there is always something to read.
Today was gory day at our 7th/8th grade Guys Read meeting. The lads and I have been reading Death by Toilet Paper by Donna Gephart for a few weeks now and it was high time to get some reading challenges under our belts.
We started out meeting by introducing our older guys to the Limburger cheese the 6th graders messed with last Friday. Of the seven older guys in the meeting today, only two we brave enough to try a taste, one had seconds! 😦
Once the stinky cheese was safely stowed away I did a quick reading from the opening pages of Death by Toilet Paper to get the guys in the proper mood for our activity. The opening scene in DbTP is a perfect Guys Read hook… you seem to be walking into a horrible crime scene and find out you are only in a horror film, in a kitchen, using salsa as blood and guts.
So with that in our heads, we had a quick chip and salsa snack and got to our big reading challenge… scar wax.
If you are a horror film aficionado, like the character Toothpick is, then you know a few things about scar wax. Scar wax is the stuff movie makers use to make actors look all cut up and gross. I found out that there are tons of DIY lessons on YouTube for making the stuff, so we did.
After a lot of mixing and remixing we were able to get some small batches of scar wax to the proper consistency and we were off making wounds and seeping warts using the leftover salsa and school markers.
It was super gross, but a lot of fun. Our next challenge is to take our new fx skills to the writing department and develop a little horror film movie. So check back in a few weeks when we bring scenes from a middle school, or horror school.
Another Guys Read Mess…
Today is a 6th Grade Chapter lunch time meeting and it is going to be gross! We have been talking about the second book in Mac Barnett and Jory John’s Terrible Two series, The Terrible Two Get Worse.
In the opening prank Niles and Miles use a specific type of cheese to make Principal Barkin’s car smell of feet. EWWW!
So today, at our lunch meeting remember, we will be attempting to consume a little Limberger cheese!
I’m actually a little nervous that the smell will linger in my classroom. Check back soon to see some of our brave member’s reactions.
It will be smelly, and it will be gross.
So we cut the cheese (giggle) and did some big smelling and tasting. It was so bad the camera even got dropped!
Then I tried a little, tiny bite of the Limburger…
I’m not going to lie, it was bad. The aftertaste and smell left on your fingers lingers on and on and on. I still smell it as I type this and really could use a mint. 😦
So if you liked our Limburger Challenge check back soon as we continue to read The Terrible Two Get Worse and the Sciurus carolinensis make a comeback.
Read on, but don’t eat Limburger,